Bad Hamie

Have scary hamsters like my hamie no.3?
Are they biting you so hard that they don't let go and you swing them on air until a small piece of flesh comes off from your finger?

Well. Please fret no more. Follow Kekky's "torture" guide 0.01 and your hamie would be timid and scared of you.

1. Get a plastic bag like this.

2. Wrap the hamie and put it in a tall glass.

3. See how it escapes

4. Notice the amount of holes. Until the hamie is about to escape, get a fresh platic bag and repeat.

5. Until the 5th bag. Let it out and put it in its home.

Warning: Do not do this if your hamie is 6months old or less >=3. This is not for the faint of the heart. Thank kew.

Movie Review

I'm addicted to horror films like...

-Stella SAW I / II / III / IV / V / VI zheng yu.
-Paranormal Activity (which I don't dare to watch)
-Final Destination 5!
So embarrassing! *flaps hands like aunty lucy*

Omg yes. This film is downright fucking lame. Not funny at all.

Final Destination is not for the faint of the heart.
Especially if you have phobia of taking the lift (II)
Especially if you have phobia of babequing (II)

Especially if you have phobia of taking the plane (II)
Especially if you have phobia of taking rollar coasters (III)
Especially if you have phobia of tanning (III)

Especially if you have phobia of going to the hair dresser's (IV)
Especially if you have phobia of taking the escalators (IV)
Especially if you have phobia of going to the movies (IV)
Especially if you have phobia of crossing roads (IV)
Especially if you have phobia of swimming (IV)
Especially if you have phobia of Blood !@(&*#&)@
Rest in Pieces omg. The lightning stroke when i typed that D:
OMG IM SCAREDXZ LA

This guy is freaking hot. Omg. Shuaii ge X.X
M18 for this show is totally reasonable. I gaged at least 4 times throughout the movie.
Please take a bow.

MOYB Mind your own business.

Singaporean: Hi prettae, lookin' gorgeous today.

Malaysian: Ehh fucking chao ji bai bastart "pretty" and "looking" als duno how to spel isit. pple look pretty also nit tell ah??? go hme honggan la knn fucking little son of a biatch. she mi fren ok, so y dun you just go hme n becum baby.

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I'm sure many Singaporeans experienced this before. So do I.
I mean what the heck?
They simply love finding weird stuffs to do. Thinking they are right, politically, thus giving unwanted comments.
In short, they like to care about other people's business.

It's very clear-cut that this 'M' is a freaking low life chao cheebye ahlian.
I mean... in facebook its true that people can voice out their views.
It's a whole family of 3 aiming me? I didn't stop them.
And she had to shut up a friend of mine. 2V3 is quite fair what. Noob
Its a pity she actually hurled vulgarities no-link-ly? Go back suck breast milk. You being childish like a baby! Epic la. Children are childish that's why the word is CHILD-ISH. Babies can't be childish.
Bastard? "bastad"? Custad? No! Custard!

–noun
1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.

Talking about yourself eh? My mother got pregnant after a year of marrage _'_
Kept emphasizing she was older than me and I had to give her the respect she deserves. == wtf. In terms of what la. Maybe 2-3years? But IQ wise pretty far fetched I would say.
http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?id=1083230576&ref=search&sid=685113121.1686997488..1
Profiles are meant to be set private by the owner. She put her picture there at her own risk.

Imbecile.

(y would u mind ppl typo error? Well, its just a typo error right? Who care's.( no offence )Penang or Penage same lah, since u know he wanna tell.)
She called this busy body? _'_ What about her? Fucking little chee bye nosy parker.

(i am second malaysian....l.hahahahaha...Do you feel ashame that u are singaporean and you dont even *KNOW* how to spell Penang? Do you feel ashame of it? Somemore want to scold "M". You got no right also.)
This is when 'E' came in. Fucking look at those grammar mistakes, it literally made my eye bleed. And I would like to ask WHICH FUCKING PHRASE/WORD, DID I, BEFORE YOU CAME IN SCOLDED "M".

i think u're very lame Choo Kek Liang.-.-'"
Do you think it's stupid? Relativies helping one another.
And to this person, carry on thinking. Just go tell your cousin/aunty,"'M" you don't have to let me know.

Darn those Malaysians. Hey wait. I'm only refering to those minorities. Don't get me wrong. Most of them are really nice people.
http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2005/08/i-tried-to-hold-my-tongue-but-i-cannot.html
I think I doubt so.

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Edited: Hey wait! I had to regret when she's in Singapore. Threat?

Extracted: http://aalteam.blogspot.com/
Epic la chao ah lian. Just don't act like spring chicken when you hear the siren _'_ _'_